A lot of people have asked me about the food...so I wrote a few little poems to help me describe it.  But keep in mind that I am NOT poet and I have been told on many occasions that I have no rhythm.  :)  So this is just my attempt and if it backfires...I'm sorry.  :)

Austrian Dinner Parties

After All day on my feet

my hunger cannot be beat

I cannot wait to eat

so at the table I take a seat

Before we can begin 

everyone must come in

the kids and I wait to begin

while the adults sip their gin

With the table elegantly set

we ask if we can start yet

but our needs are not met

and my stomach gets more upset

At last the gin is gone

hopefully we eat before dawn

finally the food is brought on

as I try to stifle a yawn

Thank goodness the salad is ocming

because my stomach is now rumbling

Is this really salad? I'm guessing?

Oh no! There's no ranch dressing!!

Next we have asparagus

I really wish it was tasteless

I try to not gag or grimace

but I'm afraid it's hopeless

Finally the main course

hopefully it's not horse

down my throat I must force

unknown meat of unknown source

I send a prayer above 

that a dessert I won't get sick of

thank goodness I get a hold of

ice cream...mmm...I love.  :)

Mayo

Mayo here, mayo there

Holy crap! It's everywhere!!

In the morning, in the night

What a horrible sight!

On tomatoes, even a potatoe

It has become my biggest foe

On the meat, on the bread

I think I'll drop down dead

Mayo here, Mayo there

Oh gag me!! It's everywhere!!

Divine

Chocolate, chocolate oh so divine

I've never tasted anything quite this fine

I just might build a shrine

to this chocolate oh so divine

Meat and Bread

When I am not in bed

I am kept well fed

when every single spread

consists of meat and bread

the meat is not so bad

but much better I have had

I am always more glad

when I only have a tad

the bread is so delicious

I wish it were more nutritious

of weight gain I am suspicious

but the bread is so dang delicious

I am kept so well fed

it's hard to get out of bed

when every single spread

consists of meat and bread